Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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