Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
Randomize
