Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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