They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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