Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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