Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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