I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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