I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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