And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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