That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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