dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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