mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
