so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Randomize
