his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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