oh god the rape fog is back!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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