Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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