Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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