Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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