let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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