I can't watch pbs sober anymore
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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