I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The air was thick with penises
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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