And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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