She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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