I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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