I'm drive I can fine osifer
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Do vagina's smell?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
