We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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