It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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