are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i came on her dog
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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