Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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