whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
there was a trapeze. enough said
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
