I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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