At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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