yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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