I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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