So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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