I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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