have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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