Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Randomize
