I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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