Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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