Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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