She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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