you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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