You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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