its not stalking. its research.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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