You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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