Kiss
Puke
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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