i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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