The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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