Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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