is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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